My sister always tells it how it is...
me: shocker -- REPORT: Molly Maguires in Lansdale on fire. Heavy fire showing from second floor. Fire running the walls. Owners had recently filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy. Stay tuned for more.
Melissa: You miss being on that beat don't you?
me: nope lol
Melissa: Yeah right. This would have been a good day. You with your neon vest, getting in the thick of it. Getting that crucial interview with your buddy the fire chief. CMON!!
me: hhahaha
Melissa: YOU WERE BORN TO REPORT THE GOD DAMN NEWS!
me: we're live here from Madison parking lot as Molly McGuires is covered in heavy flames with thick smoke.
Melissa: Hahahahaha
me: "I don't know what to do, this is my local watering hole" said 55 year old Shelley Piccirilli of Towamencin. "Me and Billy go every night for our drinks. Where do we go now!?"
Melissa: See?!?! Mrs. Piccirilli will miss stopping in for her strong whiskey dranks.
me: Residents are struggling as Molly's burns to the ground and the 5th street walnut bar is gone forever
Melissa: You gotta get back to your roots.
me: A passenger on the SEPTA train saw the fire. "shit was blazin, man! I asked the conductor what he knew. He said he knew nuffin"
Melissa: Hahahahahahaha I'm dying hahahaha
me: I'm a god damn writer
Melissa: Hahaha Yes you are
She's right, I might miss it a little bit....but I don't miss the time I smelled like dead rotting animals after covering this fire (click here).
me: shocker -- REPORT: Molly Maguires in Lansdale on fire. Heavy fire showing from second floor. Fire running the walls. Owners had recently filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy. Stay tuned for more.Melissa: You miss being on that beat don't you?
me: nope lol
Melissa: Yeah right. This would have been a good day. You with your neon vest, getting in the thick of it. Getting that crucial interview with your buddy the fire chief. CMON!!
me: hhahaha
Melissa: YOU WERE BORN TO REPORT THE GOD DAMN NEWS!
me: we're live here from Madison parking lot as Molly McGuires is covered in heavy flames with thick smoke.
Melissa: Hahahahaha
me: "I don't know what to do, this is my local watering hole" said 55 year old Shelley Piccirilli of Towamencin. "Me and Billy go every night for our drinks. Where do we go now!?"
Melissa: See?!?! Mrs. Piccirilli will miss stopping in for her strong whiskey dranks.
me: Residents are struggling as Molly's burns to the ground and the 5th street walnut bar is gone forever
Melissa: You gotta get back to your roots.
me: A passenger on the SEPTA train saw the fire. "shit was blazin, man! I asked the conductor what he knew. He said he knew nuffin"
Melissa: Hahahahahahaha I'm dying hahahaha
me: I'm a god damn writer
Melissa: Hahaha Yes you are
She's right, I might miss it a little bit....but I don't miss the time I smelled like dead rotting animals after covering this fire (click here).
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